Eye Candy 2/6

Female Hottie: Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders

It's Super Bowl Sunday. The game is in Dallas (even if the Cowboys aren't playing), and these girls are arguably the most popular cheerleading squad in the world. Not to mention they have brains to go with those looks...some of them, anyway. No fancy description, here. Just enjoy!

Male Hottie: David Beckam

The male hottie for this week comes to us from across the pond. David Beckham is a English soccer player who rose to fame with his marriage to Posh Spice, Victoria Beckham, and his talent on the field, not to mention the way women drool over his 6-pack abs.

Random hottie from a movie or TV show seen this week: Melissa Rauch

Our random hottie for this week comes to us from The Big Bang Theory. (You may not recognize her without the glasses). In addition to her role on there and being a total hottie, Melissa Rauch is also a stand-up comic and has written for sitcoms, as well as making appearances on shows such as True Blood, Kath & Kim, The Office, and on the big screen in I Love You, Man. The more we see of her, the happier I'll be.

MILF: Halle Berry

One of the most beautiful women on the planet, Halle Berry, is this week's MILF. Halle's fame really took off with her appearance as Storm in the X-Men movie franchise and her Oscar win for Monster's Ball. As good as those were, I'm sure we wish we could all forget Catwoman. She has taken some time off to have a kid, but will be returning to the big screen with Frankie and Alice and Dark Tide. Sadly, she won't be appearing in New Year's Eve because of a custody battle that has turned ugly, which is about the only time the word ugly can come anywhere near this goddess!

Classic/Retro Hottie: Jane Russell

I've heard Jane referred to as the brunette Marilyn. Of course, that may have something to do with her co-starring with her in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, though. Either way you look at it, you can't deny this woman's beauty. They don't make 'em like this anymore *SIGH* Such a shame. As far as I know she's still alive, but retired from acting. I wonder how well she's aged.

Eye Candy (reboot)

Female Hottie: Halle Berry

Our first hottie needs no introduction, as she is one of the most beautiful women on the planet. Halle Berry's fame really took off with her appearance as Storm in the X-Men movie franchise and her Oscar win for Monster's Ball. As good as those were, I'm sure we wish we could all forget Catwoman. She has taken some time off to have a kid, but will be returning to the big screen with Frankie and Alice and Dark Tide.

Male Hottie: Brad Pitt

Brad Pitt may very well be known for being either the stupidest or luckiest man alive, depending on how you feel about Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie. Me, I'm more of an Aniston fan. Pitt has been making women's hearts swoon since he first showed up in Thelma & Louise. Since then, he has gone on to star in such blockbusters and Academy-Award worthy films such as Troy, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Fight Club, The Assassination of Jesse James By the Coward Robert Ford, Inglorious Basterds, just to name a few. Not to mention he has produced a few movies, such as Kick-Ass. I don't think any females are going to complain about seeing more of this guy. Listen for him in the upcoming CGI animated movie, Megamind.

Random Hottie from a movie or TV show seen this week: Erica Cox

The movie Bitten brings us this week's random hottie, Erica Cox. Don't bother looking for her anywhere else. It isn't likely you'll find her. Having said that, I think she is a model, but don't quote me. Nonetheless, she is one tasty piece of eye candy, and the only thing worth watching in Bitten. I was just told she has a small role in one of the later American Pie movies. Not sure which one, though.

MILF: Jenny McCarthy

Funny and hot best describes this week's MILF. While she may have her totally out there moments, Jenny McCarthy's hotness has never been in question. She has earned MILF status by having one son. The act that she crusades and campaigns to bring the public attention to his disease (autism), makes her that much hotter. Although Jenny isn't an actress, she can be seen on the screen once in awhile in movies or TV shows such as John Tucker Must Die, Scary Movie 3, My Name is Earl, Chuck, Santa Baby, etc. Hopefully, we'll see more of her soon.

Classic/Retro Hottie: Jayne Mansfield

You can make the argument about who was the bigger bombshell, Jayne or Marilyn. For me, I have to go with the more talented Jayne. Jayne Mansfield may have been overshadowed by Marilyn Monroe, and many in the media tried to create a rivalry between the two. Jayne has quite the resume, including films such as Promises! Promises! (the first nude scenes by a mainstream star), Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter?, The Girl Can't Help It, Too Hot to Handle, among others. Adding to her legacy, her daughter, Mariska Hargitay, is the star of Law & Order: SVU. It really is a shame Jayne's life came to such a tragic end.

Eye Candy 2/14

Female Hottie: Padma Lakshmi

Hands down one of the hottest chefs to ever put on (or take off) an apron, Padma Lakshmi has helped make chefs sexy. Currently she hosts Top Chef. One of the things that strikes me as impressive about her, besides her breathtaking beauty is her insistence that her scar never be airbrushed out of photos. Not sure that the reason is, but it has something do with surviving a wreck. Did I mention she's soon to join the ranks of the MILFs?

Male Hottie: Allen Payne

Allen Payne is exactly a household name, but he has been branded a certified hottie by many members of the female community. Currently he is starring in the TBS sitcom, Tyler Perry's House of Payne, but you may recognize him for the last couple of season of The Cosby Show, or have seen him in Jason's Lyric, New Jack City, or The Perfect Storm.


Random Hottie from a movie or TV show seen this week: Alison Lohman

The movie Gamer brings us this week's random hottie, Alison Lohman. You may have seen her in Big Fish, Flicka, 7th Heaven, Matchstick Men, most recently in Drag Me to Hell or heard her in Beowulf. Hopefully we'll see more of her in the future.

MILF: Halle Berry

We welcome back our first female hottie, Halle Berry, this time in the category of MILF. What hasn't already been said about this ridiculously gorgeous woman? She has done it all, and with the birth of her daughter in 2008, she became a bonafide MILF. Now we wait for her to get her career back in full swing her next movie is said to be Nappily Ever After...no release date to my knowledge). Until then, its just a matter of laughing at how a woman can even look this fine when she's slumming it!

Classic/Retro Hottie: Zsa Zsa Gabor

A few weeks ago, our classic hottie, was Eva Gabor. Well, this week, we bring you her sister, Zsa Zsa. Perhaps best known for her numerous marriages (she may be 2ndto Liz Taylor in terms of marriages...lol), Zsa Zsa actually did have a bit of a career. Starring in both the big and small screen, yet nothing as notable as her sister's stint on Green Acres or voice work with Disney, but she has found lots of cameo work before her surgery in 07. Career aside, she was quite the looker.

Top Eye Candy of 2008

Well, here are the top bits of Eye Candy for 2008.Thanks to all of you that voted (and shame to those that didn't...lol) Enjoy!

Female Hottie: Halle Berry


Male Hottie: Will Smith


Random Hottie: Dania Ramirez


MILF: Christina Aguilera


Classic/Retro Hottie: Lucille Ball

Eye Candy

This is my first entry in hotties of the week sequence of blogs. Every Sunday, I will have 4 hotties. Here are this week's choices

Female Hottie: Halle Berry

I figure, she had a birthday this month, so why not reward one of the hottest women alive today by letting her be the inaugural hottie of the week.

Male Hottie: Will Smith

There you go ladies. Hope you enjoy!

The next category is MILF. Halle (and any other MILFs are eligible for both this and hottie of the week, bu not at the same time and not in successive weeks.)

MILF: Salma Hayek

Words can't describe the beauty this Latin hottie possesses!


Random Hottie from a movie or TV show seen this week: Monica Belucci

I saw her in "Shoot 'Em Up" this afternoon. not sure what else she's been in, but I know she's also in "Matrix:Reloaded" (or whatever the second one is called...lol) she's also a MILF. I'm sure she'll appear in a couple of the other categories in the future!

The final category is an homage to days gone by. The definition of beauty and hotness has changed over the years, so I'm going to remind us all of days gone by.

Classic/retro hottie: Marilyn Monroe

Who better to start this category than the penultimate pinup herself, Marilyn Monroe!

Well, that's this week's batch. Feel free to nominate for next week. I'm always reading/listening!