Musical Monday

Happy Musical Monday, everyone! How about we rock it out today with "Call Me" by Blondie? I hope you enjoy!

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Eye Candy 2/6

Female Hottie: Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders

It's Super Bowl Sunday. The game is in Dallas (even if the Cowboys aren't playing), and these girls are arguably the most popular cheerleading squad in the world. Not to mention they have brains to go with those looks...some of them, anyway. No fancy description, here. Just enjoy!

Male Hottie: David Beckam

The male hottie for this week comes to us from across the pond. David Beckham is a English soccer player who rose to fame with his marriage to Posh Spice, Victoria Beckham, and his talent on the field, not to mention the way women drool over his 6-pack abs.

Random hottie from a movie or TV show seen this week: Melissa Rauch

Our random hottie for this week comes to us from The Big Bang Theory. (You may not recognize her without the glasses). In addition to her role on there and being a total hottie, Melissa Rauch is also a stand-up comic and has written for sitcoms, as well as making appearances on shows such as True Blood, Kath & Kim, The Office, and on the big screen in I Love You, Man. The more we see of her, the happier I'll be.

MILF: Halle Berry

One of the most beautiful women on the planet, Halle Berry, is this week's MILF. Halle's fame really took off with her appearance as Storm in the X-Men movie franchise and her Oscar win for Monster's Ball. As good as those were, I'm sure we wish we could all forget Catwoman. She has taken some time off to have a kid, but will be returning to the big screen with Frankie and Alice and Dark Tide. Sadly, she won't be appearing in New Year's Eve because of a custody battle that has turned ugly, which is about the only time the word ugly can come anywhere near this goddess!

Classic/Retro Hottie: Jane Russell

I've heard Jane referred to as the brunette Marilyn. Of course, that may have something to do with her co-starring with her in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, though. Either way you look at it, you can't deny this woman's beauty. They don't make 'em like this anymore *SIGH* Such a shame. As far as I know she's still alive, but retired from acting. I wonder how well she's aged.

Quote of the Week

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

Do you remember...

Retro Commercial Friday

Think...

another funny forward I got this week. hope you enjoy...

Paraprosdokians


A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect, sometimes producing an anticlimax. For this reason, it is extremely popular among comedians and satirists.


I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list.

If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong. (I have to remember this one)

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; To steal from many is research.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks.

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "In an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR"..

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America ?

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back..

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.

You're never too old to learn something stupid.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine

Time flies

Wow! It's February already! Hard to believe. Before we all know, it, 2011 will be in the books just as fast as 2010 was...lol

So, I just wanted to let you all know that I may not be posting anything else for a couple days. A bit on the sick side and need to get plenty of rest, so I'm going to do a bit of a disconnect. Should be back by the weekend, though.

Until then, thanks to all my readers who come by faithfully and especially those that comment!