Thursday, July 31, 2008

The Brett Farve Saga

What is it with NFL teams and their quarterbacks? Last year there was the unnecessary circus that surrounded and eventually enveloped Michael Vick and the Atlanta Falcons. This year, the drama bug seemed to be focuses on Chad Johnson (who is a wide receiver and not a quarterback) and the Cincinnati Bengals, but that was not the case. It appears to have headed up to the frozen tundra of Lambeau Field, the Green Bay Packers and Brett Farve.

This past season was one of if not the best season Farve had. Sadly it ended with him throwing an interception in overtime that sent the NY Giants to the Super Bowl. About a month later, Brett called a press conference and retired. Of curse, everyone and their mama was saying that he'd be back. As time progressed, reports started popping up that he was thinking about coming back.

Blah, blah, blah, yada yada, yada

Skip forward to about July. Brett announces he wants to come back, but the Packers say they have moved on and don't want him to come back. ESPN and many sportswriters have been having heated discussion left and right about whether they should let him come back or not.

MY opinion is, this is the man that has been the face of your franchise for the past 15+ years. He retires, but then changes his mind and all of a sudden you don't want him because you feel that a guy who had one good outing this past year, was good in college, and has never started an NFL game will be the starter? WTF?!? Something just isn't right about that in my opinion. Many writers and such have said that they think there's something not being told. The longer this goes on, the more I tend to agree with them.

Seriously, what's the deal? If I was running a team and had a living legend retire after his best season and then decide he wanted to come back, I'd jump through hoops to bring him back.

On top of not wanting him back, they don't want to trade or release him. Basically, the Packers are holding the man hostage. If they're so secure with Aaron Rodgers, then let Favre go. The man wants to play. I think they know he's the better qb, but don't want to admit that they're in the wrong.

The Packers are just being stubborn little bitches about this whole thing. Today, they finally decided that they may want to trade him. They also are offering him $20 million dollars to stay retired. WTF?!? They must really have faith in Rodgers to be doing that. I'm so gonna laugh when this whole backfires on them and they're sitting on the clock in April with the #1 draft pick because they think they're doing the right thing.

Until then, we can hope we'll get to see him look like this again.

Brett Favre

Hollywood seems to be getting it!

Yes, you read right. It seems that Hollywood may finally be getting the hint that stick thin actresses aren't attractive. Personally, I prefer a woman that has something to grab onto. I'm so not a fan of protruding bones that seem like they're about to pop out of the skin at any moment. That's just not right!

I grew up in the 80s. As with most boys from that era, Transformers was my life! So, when the movie came out last year, I was stoked. Now they're filming the sequel. Personally, I wish they'd have gotten a new director because Michael Bay is a douche, but that's not what this blog is about. Apparently, when Bay cast Megan Fox in the first one, he asked if she had a sexy, flat stomach. She said yes, of course, and as those of us that saw the movie now, she wasn't lying!


Now, he wants her to gain about 15-20 lbs. I imagine this is more muscle than anything else and she won't have a guy hanging out or anything like that, but those extra lbs will definitely enhance her curves and hotness! Not that she's stick thin, but...

Angelina Jolie is!

Good grief! I saw Wanted and literally wanted to jump up in the movie and cram my entire bucket of ridiculously overpriced popcorn down her throat. This pic is one of the more halthier pics of her from the film. I know traipsing around the globe adopting every child is a major task, but it doesn't mean you have to stop eating! Now, I'm not gonna deny this woman is beautiful, but for goodness sake, she's starting to make runway models look like Jabba the Hut!

Anyway, apparently, the director of her next film wants her to gain about 30 lbs because it's a taxing role with lots of stunts and whatnot. Her frame wouldn't be able to handle if she shows up looking like she did in Wanted, of course, the woman just had twins, so it'll be more like just lose the baby weight. She'd be one of my choice hotties if she'd go back to looking like she did in Original Sin or Tomb Raider, maybe even Gia!

In conclusion, hopefully after these 2 bulk up and finish filming, they won't drop back down (more so Angelina) to where they were before. Also, I have a dream that this is a trend and it won't be too long before we stop seeing stick thin actresses unless they're naturally thin (Kierra Knightley) or playing a role that requires them to be that small.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

The danger of "chick flicks"

I don't know if anyone that is going to bother to read this is familiar with viewaskew universe, but if you are than you know that Jeff Anderson (Randal from Clerks and Clerks 2) directed a movie called Now You Know.

This movie is a mixture of everything your typical guy would want, strippers, boobs, beer, hot lesbians. The only things missing were some sports, hot sex, and explosions. However, more than being a guy movie this thing was teetering on chick flick status.

A brief summary, in my words, is as follows...Guy #1 is set to get married in Vegas to his high school sweetheart, unfortunately, she calls off the wedding and doesn't tell anyone except those that need to know. Both the gf and guy #1 return to Jersey and are bombarded with the big question..Why? Blah, blah...comedic filler and non plot stuff. The gf goes to lesbian bar with her friend, attempts to explain the situation to a table full of lesbians and a gay guy. Apparently. a transvestite or transgender, who Guy #1's friends hired as a stripper was there and told him about what she/he heard. Eventually, the final confrontation occurs and gf tells Guy #1 that she called things off because she felt unappreciated.

So, since watching this, my gf has been dropping hints towards marriage, babies, and of course, typical chick drama. Oy! I hate watching movies like this with her. It results in the same thing every time.

She even got pissed because I wanted to watch Shaft afterwards and not another chick flick. I'm sorry, but, and I'm sure a lot of guys will agree), I need some major testosterone after sitting through that. That's just how it is.

Now You Know!

The joining

So, I just joined this site called entrecard. Not sure why I did it, but I figured what the hell. From what I read, it should increase the views of this blog, so that should be good, since it seems the only person that even looks at this thing is me, except for the 1 random comment I got when I first started. I also have this exact blog over at live journal and a totally different set of blogs on my myspace acct. If you're intersted in either, message or e-mail me and I'll be sure to add you. Yes, I blog a lot. You'd be surprised the total randomness that pops in my head and I have to get out!

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Lighten the load

I was looking at some older pics pf myself and have come to the realization that I want to look like I did a couple years ago again. It is totally possible to drop the few lbs to get there. My problem will be sticking to a weight loss routine, especially when the gf cooks for 20 when there are only 2 of So, I'm going to weigh myself on Sunday, which will be a scary number, and keep a track each week until I'm at a weight or look like I want to. I'm ok with where I am right now, but I really don't want to have to go out and buy new clothes. I'm on the verge of my clothes not fitting. so, you can say this is an economic thing. Wish me luck!

My favorite porn star

OK...before I begin this blog, let me state, that there are no videos for those for you expecting to see pics of these ladies in action. you'll have to go search for those on-line yourself.

So, I'm an average porn watcher. Not really a fan per se, but I do have my faves and preferences. I've come to the realization that these are my 5 faves.

#5 Shyla Stylez
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Shyla Stylez

all I can say is look at that body! and you should see her in action! --drools--

#4 Devon Michaels
Devon Michaels

what can i say, i have a soft spot for slightly muscular women, especially when you can see the muscles working as she's "in action"

#3 Ava Lauren

true definition of MILF right here. but for me, i have a couple of other reason i like her. a)she always seems to Be wearing some sort of sandals in her films and b) she vaguely resembles Judy Reyes (Carla from Scrubs) Judy Reyes Pictures, Images and Photos don't you think so?

#2 Sienna West

I have a thing for Latinas, and there's one vid of this one where she's in an office and gets all buck wild on this dude, and her body is perfection from head to toe!

#1 Daphne Rosen

Daphne Rosen

I'm a breast man, so you can guess the 2 things i love to look at the most when i see her! damn, i think i need to end this and *AHEM* go take care of some business. the honorable mentions

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Lisa Sparxxx
Lisa Sparxxx

Lacey Duvalle

Carmella Bing

Sara Jay

Now if I can only get all of these in one flick together. Wow! Just the thought is too much for me!

Monday, July 7, 2008

Striking out becuse of the strike

How many of us have sat down this summer expecting to see something worth watching this summer, only to be severely disappointed with the over saturation of "reality" TV? I for one am tired of this reality "craze"!

I know that during the summer, networks don't usually program anything, but COME ON!!!! These aren't even worth watching. Would it kill someone to show some re-runs of Heroes? Pushing Daisies? Chuck? The latter two especially since they were brand new shows and could pick up new fans!

Fox seems to be the only one doing it right. No reality over there that I can think of, except So You think you can dance, which, I don't care what you say, is a contest, not a reality show.

I have a theory that all this crappy stuff on the tube is a result of the writer's strike from the fall. Networks pretty much green lit everything they could get their hands on in a fit of panic, and now they have to put it on the air or lose money. The question is, will any of it survive? So, far the only thing I've seen that may survive is The Middleman on ABC Family.

Oh well, my summer is nearly over, and soon enough new shows will be coming back. Not soon enough, if you ask me!

Movie Etiquette

Some people just didn't receive good home training. I don't know about you, but when I go to a movie and am sitting there waiting for the previews to start, I don;t want to have to listen to a gaggle of cackling from a group of girls who seemed to be gossipy and vindictive towards everyone that wasn't in their group or some frat boy looking guy';s ipod turned up as loud as it would go. Oh and we can't forget those people who can't wait a couple hours to answer/read a text message.

I don;t have an problem with talking before the movie or anything, like that. It's expected when you're in a big group like that. However, when it gets so loud that you it all but echoes around the whole place, then you need to tone it down. At least that would be common sense, but I guess some people just don't have that.

I now know why teachers and chaperons say t have your music turned down when you are on a bus. They don't wanna have to hear the music. This guy at the movies had his turned up s loud, i could hear it just like it was playing over the speakers. An old guy that was sitting near me actually moved over a few seats so he didn't have to hear it. Smart man. Ipod guy left and went to the restroom, I'm assuming, and there was silence (excluding what was playing on the screen at the time and the various conversations and such going on). Of course, when he came back, he just had to turn his music back on. Thank goodness the lights dimmed and the previews started or it would have been more of the same.

Some people just don't seem to grasp the concept that when the lights go down, a lit cell phone screen will be rather obvious. Honestly, it's a bit distracting, especially, if you're sitting near the screen. you're watching the move an all of a sudden there's this little light that shows up and distracts you. If a person can't wait 2 hours to read or answer a text, then they have issues.

Remember the days when usher used to walk up and down the aisles making sure this kind f stuff (along with other..*AHEM* acts...) didn't go on? Wonder whatever happened to them? Now it seems like all they do is come in after the movie and pick up trash. I can imagine that if they were still around today, they'd ave the power to either confiscate the phones or kick folks out. That would be awesome! lol

Friday, July 4, 2008

High school crush

Over on myspace I've had the chance to become acquainted and re-acquainted with a slew of friends. The most interesting of which here lately has been a girl i had the hugest crush on in high school.

Turns out she's single and living at home (same place my parents live). In high school, she wasn't the most popular girl in school, or anything like that, but she was definitely one of the most beautiful creatures walking up and down the halls. In comparison...she's like Anne Hathaway. Gorgeous, but underrated.

She had a bf our junior year, but they broke up after prom. As far as I can remember, she didn't seem to broken up about it and no one stepped up to take his place. My best friend and her were good friends, and other than the fact that I was one of the biggest geeks in the school, that was the main reason I never asked her out. Fear that she may have feelings for him, or that things would change between the 3of us. Didn't stop me from flirting with her fine ass, though.

So, now that I know she's out there and available, I've returned to flirting. nothing wrong with that. Can't do much more than that. I am taken at the present moment, but if given the chance, I would like to see where things can go. It's an opportunity I missed once. I'd prefer not to miss it again.

If you've ever been on myspace, you know that people post surveys as bulletins. One such survey she posted asked something about if there is anyone from high school you still talk to and would like to date would you? Her answer was yes, but he's taken. I'm not assuming anything, but I like to think he was talking about me. Speak of the devil. She's on-line now. I'll end this and go chat wither her now!


Why can't I have this?


I've slept with a few girls in my day. That's slept with not sex..although some have been both..haha

Anyway, is it so wrong to ask for someone to lay on my chest? Seems like every girl I've been with has had some issue with doing that. My ex fiancee had issues with laying on her side, my current gf can't lay on anything but a pillow. Hell, it seems like the only ones that haven't had issues (also the ones that had the best bodies), are the ones that don't last. Guess I'm just destined to not have this, but hey, just like a 3 way involving Christina Aguilera and Halle Berry and myself, I can dream, right?


The human body is a beautiful thing. However, I have a problem with my self being naked. My gf sleeps naked and probably would run around naked if not for those pesky indecent exposure

On the other hand, there's me. I'm not big on being nude unless it's necessary. Part of it may be related to the fact that I'm not happy with the current state of my body. I don't like looking at myself in the mirror. Of course, I'm not a big fan of mirrors in general, but still...

As I was saying, I'm not a fan of sleeping nude. But when I do sleep nude, I find it makes me horny and lazy...especially if it cold. Not really sure why. I tend to sleep without a shirt on and no socks. It's the most comfortable for me.

Maybe one day I'll get back in shape and can take looking at myself nude and can sleep that way.