Eye Candy 2/13

Female Hottie: Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba is this week's female hottie. This Latina uber-hottie has appeared in numerous movies, including both Fantastic Four movies, Sin City, Good Luck Chuck, Valentine's Day, Honey, etc., but I fondly remember the beginning of her career in the TV series Dark Angel. I'm not exactly a fan of Jessica's apparent loss of her curvy figure, but she is still a genuine hottie!

Male Hottie: Antonio Banderas

Many have called him the "Latin ass from Heaven". Well, at least my ex-fiancee did. Antonio has been steaming up US screens since he American debut in 1994's The Mambo Kings and lately can be heard as the voice of Puss in Boots in the Shrek franchise. Women everywhere have been grateful to Spain ever since they gave him to us.

Random Hottie from a movie or TV show seen this week: Teresa Palmer

Our random hottie comes to us because of her recent appearance in The Sorcerer's Apprentice. This Australian beauty has also appeared in movies such as Bedtime Stories, December Boys, The Grudge 2 and will be appearing in the upcoming movies Take Me Home Tonight and I Am Number Four. It looks as if her career is on a serious upswing and we'll be seeing plenty more of her

MILF: Monica Bellucci

One of the best things to come out of Italy since lasagna makes is Monica Bellucci. I like to refer to her as one of the world's most perfect women, because, quite frankly, she is. As if she weren't already a MILF, but she gave birth to her second child this past spring. Most recently she appeared in The Sorcerer's Apprentice, but you can also see her in movies like Bram Stoker's Dracula, The Passion of the Christ, The Matrix: Revolutions, The Matrix: Reloaded, Shoot 'Em Up, and a slew of foreign films. Personally, I think we could use more of her in the states, but beggars can't be choosy, right?

Classic/Retro Hottie: Lynda Carter

In case you don't know Lynda Carter, her big claim to fame is that she played Wonder Woman in the 70s TV series.Aside from being Wonder Woman, she has appeared in film and TV shows such as Sky High, The Dukes of Hazzard (movie), Hope & Faith, Smallville, Law & Order: SVU, etc. Also, I believe she was a spokeswoman for contacts in the late 80s. Would you trust those baby blues to just anyone? She is definitely a classic beauty!

Eye Candy vol 7

Female Hottie: Scarlett Johansson


Sadly, fellas, she just got married last weekend, but we can still bask in her hotness, right?

Male Hottie: David Boreanaz


Probably best known as Angel from TVs "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and "Angel", he is currently starring as Special Agent Sealy Booth on Fox's hit show "Bones". Hope you enjoy ladies.

Random Hottie from a movie or TV show seen this week: Tiffany Amber Thiessen


Who can forget the wholesome girl next door from "Saved By the Bell", Kelly Kapowski? Well, as you can tell from this picture, she's all grown up! After "Saved BY the Bell" Tiffany went on to various other roles in shows such as "Beverly Hills, 90210" and the recent "What About Brian". She also had a major role in "The Ladies' Man." She earns this spot, though, for the role we all know her for, playing Kelly Kapowski on "Saved By the Bell".

MILF: Melissa Joan Hart


The world was first introduced to Melissa on Nickelodeon's hit show, "Clarissa Explains It All." She then went on to star in "Sabrina, the Teenage Witch." Since that show ended she has mainly been focusing in her family and production company, but has graced us with her beauty on screen in bit parts and guest spots. She has 2 films set for release in the coming year, and judging by this picture, having 2 kids didn't make her lose her hotness. I still can't believe she's a mom, though!

Classic/retro hottie: Lynda Carter


In case you don't know Lynda Carter, her big claim to fame is that she played Wonder Woman in the 70s TV series. Also, I believe she was a spokeswoman for contacts in the late 80s. Would you trust those baby blues to just anyone? She is definitely a classic beauty!