Eye Candy 11/28

Female Hottie: Salma Hayek

If there was ever a woman that personified why many (including myself) think Latin women are hot, Salma Hayek is it. Salma has had quite the career, appearing in movies such as Desperado, From Dusk Till Dawn, Dogma, Bandidas, Frida, and served as producer for the TV show Ugly Betty. This curvy beauty's voice can be heard in the forthcoming animated feature Puss in Boots.

Male Hottie(s): NKOTB

A couple weeks ago, I had the Spice Girls as the retro hotties, so in an effort to be fair, I decided to give these guys a chance to be featured. Lord knows my big sister drove me crazy with their music when we were growing up. These days the guys have all gone on to various other projects, but a few years back, they reunited, and did it again this past Sunday along with the Backstreet Boys, with whom they are launching a tour this summer.

Random Hottie from a movie or TV show seen this week: Thandie Newton

Thandie Newton is one of those actresses in Hollywood that you see, but never know her name. Did you even realize that she was in The Chronicles of Riddick, Mission Impossible II, 2012, or Crash? If you did, I bet you didn't know her name. I know I didn't. I recently saw her in the movie Norbit.

MILF: Catherine Zeta-Jones

Our MILF for the week is Catherine Zeta-Jones. Currently, she is lighting up Broadway in A Little Night Music, for which she won a Tony Award. She was last seen on the big screen in The Rebound (a movie which hasn't been released in the US, yet). I have to say, after 2 kids and at her age, she looks pretty good.

Classic/Retro Hottie: Adrienne Barbeau

This week's classic hottie is best known for her time in the late 70s and early 80s as a sex symbol (as you can see, she's very well blessed). Adrienne was the original Rizzo in the Broadway version of Grease, and also appeared in film and television shows such as Swamp Thing, Maude, The New Adventures of Old Christine, Creepshow and recently started on General Hospital. She also has lent her voice to numerous cartoons and video games, most notably as Hera in the God of War series and Catwoman in the 90s Batman cartoon series. At 65 yeas young, she's showing no signs of slowing down.

Eye Candy 12/13

Female Hottie: Ashley Greene

Ashley Greene is best known for her role as Alice Cullen in the Twilight franchise of movies. Aside from that she has done mostly second-rate, direct to DVD horror films. Bad career choices aside, she is a beautiful woman, and is more than worthy of this spot.

Male Hottie: Benjamin Bratt

Benjamin Bratt has been melting women's hearts for quite some time. Last I heard, he was starring in some show on A & E called The Cleaner, but his career has spanned numerous movies, including Miss Congeniality, Love in the Time of Cholera, and that abysmal insult, Catwoman. I believe he returns or returned to Law & Order this season, as well.

Random Hottie from a movie or TV show seen this week: Sandra Bullock

Sandra Bullock is riding high right now with what critics are calling the best performance of her career in The Blind Side. Aside from that drama, she has appeared in mostly romantic comedies throughout her career, most recently The Proposal (which earned her this spot). I've always been a fan of Sandra and look for more of her work in the future.

MILF: Thandie Newton

Thandie Newton is one of those actresses in Hollywood that you see, but never know her name. Did you even realize that she was in The Chronicles of Riddick, Mission Impossible II, 2012, or Crash? If you did, I bet you didn't know her name. I know I didn't. This waif thin British actress is the mother of two girls. Hard to believe looking at her, right?

Classic/Retro Hottie: The Andrews Sisters

During WWII, the Andrews Sisters' music kept both the country and soldiers abroad going. These 3 extremely talented singing sisters biggest hit was "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy", a song still played to this day. This is proof that the sisters' legacy has been everlasting. Patty Andrews, the lead singer, is the only living member.