Sunday, October 10, 2010

Eye Candy (reboot)

Female Hottie: Halle Berry

Our first hottie needs no introduction, as she is one of the most beautiful women on the planet. Halle Berry's fame really took off with her appearance as Storm in the X-Men movie franchise and her Oscar win for Monster's Ball. As good as those were, I'm sure we wish we could all forget Catwoman. She has taken some time off to have a kid, but will be returning to the big screen with Frankie and Alice and Dark Tide.

Male Hottie: Brad Pitt

Brad Pitt may very well be known for being either the stupidest or luckiest man alive, depending on how you feel about Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie. Me, I'm more of an Aniston fan. Pitt has been making women's hearts swoon since he first showed up in Thelma & Louise. Since then, he has gone on to star in such blockbusters and Academy-Award worthy films such as Troy, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Fight Club, The Assassination of Jesse James By the Coward Robert Ford, Inglorious Basterds, just to name a few. Not to mention he has produced a few movies, such as Kick-Ass. I don't think any females are going to complain about seeing more of this guy. Listen for him in the upcoming CGI animated movie, Megamind.

Random Hottie from a movie or TV show seen this week: Erica Cox

The movie Bitten brings us this week's random hottie, Erica Cox. Don't bother looking for her anywhere else. It isn't likely you'll find her. Having said that, I think she is a model, but don't quote me. Nonetheless, she is one tasty piece of eye candy, and the only thing worth watching in Bitten. I was just told she has a small role in one of the later American Pie movies. Not sure which one, though.

MILF: Jenny McCarthy

Funny and hot best describes this week's MILF. While she may have her totally out there moments, Jenny McCarthy's hotness has never been in question. She has earned MILF status by having one son. The act that she crusades and campaigns to bring the public attention to his disease (autism), makes her that much hotter. Although Jenny isn't an actress, she can be seen on the screen once in awhile in movies or TV shows such as John Tucker Must Die, Scary Movie 3, My Name is Earl, Chuck, Santa Baby, etc. Hopefully, we'll see more of her soon.

Classic/Retro Hottie: Jayne Mansfield

You can make the argument about who was the bigger bombshell, Jayne or Marilyn. For me, I have to go with the more talented Jayne. Jayne Mansfield may have been overshadowed by Marilyn Monroe, and many in the media tried to create a rivalry between the two. Jayne has quite the resume, including films such as Promises! Promises! (the first nude scenes by a mainstream star), Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter?, The Girl Can't Help It, Too Hot to Handle, among others. Adding to her legacy, her daughter, Mariska Hargitay, is the star of Law & Order: SVU. It really is a shame Jayne's life came to such a tragic end.

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