Eye Candy 9/14

Female Hottie: Amy Smart

Our first piece of eye candy is the blonde-a-licious Amy Smart. Not exactly a household name, she may best be known for her roles as the ditzy Eve in the Crank movies. She also has appeared in Scrubs, Varsity Blues, Starship Troopers, Starsky & Hutch, among others, as well as a plethora of magazines, with more to come. I'm sure there are no complaints, right?

Male Hottie: Derek Jeter

I'm no fan of the Yankees. Let me put that out there, but I'm not going to deny you ladies the privilege of enjoying Derek. Seeing as how he passed Lou Gherig's record for something or other this week, he sitting on top of the world, and just like every other day in his life, all the women want him. I know more than a few of you are in that number, too.

Random Hottie from a movie or TV show seen this week: Laura Harring

The Punisher brings us our random hottie for this week. Laura Harring is one gorgeous woman. Don't believe me? Look at the picture? Oh, and don't forget that she was Miss Texas 1985, and in that same year she went on to make it in the top 10 of the Miss Universe pageant. Her other acting credits include Mulholland Drive, The Shield, Love in the Time of Cholera, Mi Casu, Su Casa, General Hospital, etc.

MILF: Nia Peeples

Nia is another piece of eye candy that isn't exactly a household name, but when you have a son and look like that, it fits you squarely in the MILF category. I know her best from Blues Brothers 2000, but apparently she has been in The Young and the Restless, Walker: Texas Ranger and the TV version of Fame. On top of that, she also had a bit of a music career. Not sure if she can sing, but as with many singers, she could totally suck, but her hotness makes up for it. Isn't that why Jessica Simpson still has a career?

Classic/Retro Hottie: Olivia Newton-John

Olivia Newton-John is perhaps best known as Sandy from Grease and her singing career which includes hits such as "Physical", "I Honestly Love You", and "Have You Never Been Mellow". Her acting credits include numerous guest appearances as herself and starring role in Xanadu. These days she is still touring, so, though she may be a bit older, she not ready for the retirement home just yet.