Sunday, October 4, 2009

Eye Candy 10/4

Female Hottie: Anna Paquin

The hottest non-vampire on True Blood is our female hottie this week, but before she was the object of vampire Bill (and alot of other's) affections, Anna Paquin starred as Rogue in the X-Men movies and won an Academy Award at the ripe old age of 11 for The Piano. She's not going away anytime soon, we just have to wait for the next season of True Blood, though.

Male Hottie: Jon Hamm

This week's male hottie is best known for his role as Don Draper on the critically acclaimed hit show Mad Men. He fits in perfectly with that 60s backdrop. As a matter of fact, many have said he's a throwback to old Hollywood. He's making good career choices here of late and soon I predict he'll be up there with Clooney and Pitt. I'll forgive him for being in the absolute worst movie of all time, the remake of The Day the Earth Stood Still, though.

Random Hottie from a movie or TV show seen this week: Jennifer Lyons

National Lampoon's Dorm Daze 2 is an obscenely bad movie, but one of the highlights of it seeing Jennifer Lyons attempt to come to terms with her attraction to Danielle Fishel. She actually has quite the extensive resume, but its mostly bit parts and one-shot appearances as the token "hot chick" or ditzy blonde. She has a few projects completed and waiting release for the coming year, so we may be seeing more of her in the near future.

MILF: Melina Kanakaredes

Best known for starring in the current hit CSI: NY, Melina Kanakaredes earns a sot as this week's MILF. Aside from being quite the looker, she and her husband have two little girls. Bit of trivia...she was offered the lead role in My Big Fat Greek Wedding, but hadto turn it down because of pregnancy.

Classic/Retro hottie: Dolly Parton

I'm no fan of country music, but there are a handful of country crooners that I will willingly listen to, Dolly being one of them. Now, before you start with the comments about her massive 40DD implants, take a look at her face. She is a very beautiful woman (and thanks to some very well done plastic surgery, still is). Just like Pam Anderson, everyone focuses on her implants and forgets what she looks like. Having said that, her waist is ridiculously tiny. No wonder they call her "Backwoods Barbie" With those measurements (40DD-20-35), she looks quite caricsturish, but hey with that much talent, you can do just abut anything.

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