Sunday, April 12, 2009

Eye Candy 4/12

Female Hottie: Minka Kelly

With Friday Night Lights airing its season finale this weekend, I figured what better opportunity to give Minka her long Just look at her, she is the embodiment of the unattainable high school cheerleader. From what I hear, though, she's just like her character on the show, a total sweetheart unless you mess with her. One thing for sure, though, she earned her "club" entry, don't you agree?

Male Hottie: Richard Gere

Does this man age at all? This week I watched Chicago and parts of Pretty Woman and An Officer and a Gentlemen and he looks virtually the same. Hw is this possible? Anyway, I don't think anyone will have any issues with him gaining entry into the "club", right?

Random Hottie from a movie or TV show seen this week: Kat Dennings

This week's random hottie earned her entry into the "club" by her role in Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist. I read somewhere that she looks like a young Angelina Jolie (with meat on her bones). She's definitely a very talented actress, and pardon me for being typical male, there are a couple of things about her that really stand out. I'm sure we'll be seeing more of her in the future.

MILF: Ali Landry

I'm going to be in big trouble for choosing Ali for this week's MILF, since the little woman and her grew up together and she can't stand her, but beauty and hotness are not up for debate. Ever since that infamous Doritos commercial, you remember the one where she did the splits in the laundromat, she has been gracing screens and magazines with her hotness. She currently is married with a 2 year old daughter. I think that merits entry into the "club", don't you?

Classic/Retro Hottie: Lindsay Lohan

I bet you're wondering how Lindsay can be considered a classic/retro hottie, right? Well, the answer is simple, from Herbie Fully Loaded on before she was quite the total hottie, but something happened after that film and she lost the freckles, wasted away to a stick, lost the curves (and her hotness), and became a train wreck. This has become ever so apparent this week as it seems as though every one of her early movies have aired. Her life is in shambles right now, and I hope she gets some help. It worked for Britney Spears. In the meantime, I choose to remember her in her glorious hotter days.

**Side note: when i say "club", it refers to the Eye Candy I know a few of you were wondering about that.


Mr. New Dilemma said...

Yay! About time you give me hotties!

Mystery Man said...

lol they're here each week, nbt I will say this turned out to be one of theb etter groups. :)